It’s January first, two-thousand and six. Hey! Just six more years to go until the world ends, according to (possibly) the ancient Mayans and one or two other unrelated sources that, coincidenta...
If you want to dedicate yourself to the battle against the evils of tobacco, be sure to take the anti-smoker’s oath: I, (state your name) SWEAR by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius, and Heal...
Once, about ten years ago or so, I witnessed something quite out of the ordinary while I was driving up Meadowlands Drive, in Ottawa. It was late at night and I had a friend in the car with me who als...
Anna and I tried to order a pizza the other night. It didn’t work out so well. This is now the third order in a row that Pizza Hut has completely screwed up. Personally, I have no great love for...
After reading the latest entry over at the “Kill Everything” blog, I felt oddly compelled to throw up a track-back to it over here. To those of you familiar with my work, you’ll know...
Ann Coulter is a perfect example of the abhorrence that occurs when a small-minded idiot receives an expensive education. Education is not a cure for idiocy, it merely alters the way in which idiocy m...
How can anyone still take this numb skull seriously? On a daily basis Lowell Green displays his intellectual cowardice and a total lack of ability to think and reason. Yet, his “Lowellies”...
Smoking DOES NOT cause cancer! I’m getting so tired of having to explain this to the brainless anti-smokers who write to me in anger. Another person wrote to me yesterday and said: “How ca...
Man, people just do not think sometimes! A friend of mine came to me recently and was incredibly excited because he had been shown the most mind-boggling math trick imaginable. He couldn’t wait ...
<p class="bText"> Ok, for all of you <a title="tiny-minded" href="http://www.antibrains.com/" target="_blank">tiny-minded</a>, anti-smoking sheople out there who constantly write to me and say thi...
Why do people so often seem to think that I have some great love for tobacco companies? Most of the e-mails I get from the raving antis ask questions like: “Don’t you know that tobacco ...
Does anyone remember this? Does anyone know what I’m talking about? If you’re around my age and are Canadian, then see if any of these memory fragments sparks your memory… then tell ...
