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Can o' Spam

In the last 24 hours I’ve received 1,523 spam e-mail messages. My spam blocker managed to catch 1,197 of them and divert them to my Junk folder. But, that still leaves me with 326 messages in my...

Rogers Sucks corporate logo brand

Fuck Ted Rogers! Fuck him in the ass! Fuck the corporate institution of Rogers Communications Incorporated. Fuck it in the ass. Round up all of the employees of Rogers Communications Inc, and fuck the...

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Over at http://symmetrylab.com/ they have a little on-line flash program that sort of replicates a sort of fridge magnet type-of-thingy-deal. You get to create your own magnet and stick it onto a virt...

Happy New Year

It’s January first, two-thousand and six. Hey! Just six more years to go until the world ends, according to (possibly) the ancient Mayans and one or two other unrelated sources that, coincidenta...

Pizza Hut sucks!

Anna and I tried to order a pizza the other night. It didn’t work out so well. This is now the third order in a row that Pizza Hut has completely screwed up. Personally, I have no great love for...

Cow tipping is a lot of bull jokes

I’ve written a couple of jokes in my lifetime. All of them are very, very, very bad and exquisitely unfunny. The latest one just came to me as I was listening to a certain Beatles song. It goes ...