How can anyone still take this numb skull seriously? On a daily basis Lowell Green displays his intellectual cowardice and a total lack of ability to think and reason. Yet, …

Smoking DOES NOT cause cancer! I’m getting so tired of having to explain this to the brainless anti-smokers who write to me in anger. Another person wrote to me yesterday …

Man, people just do not think sometimes! A friend of mine came to me recently and was incredibly excited because he had been shown the most mind-boggling math trick imaginable. …

     Ok, for all of you tiny-minded, anti-smoking sheople out there who constantly write to me and say things like “Ooh! Ohh! Nobody cares whether you smoke or not! You’re …

   Why do people so often seem to think that I have some great love for tobacco companies? Most of the e-mails I get from the raving antis ask questions …

Does anyone remember this? Does anyone know what I’m talking about? If you’re around my age and are Canadian, then see if any of these memory fragments sparks your memory… …

I’d just like to bring it to people’s attention that I’m involved with a group who is fighting to ban the sale of any cooked food in public places. We …

So, just so you know, if you’re playing BF2 on a server with GatorDawg1 and he team kills you, it was an accident. If you punish him, here’s what’s going …

I recently had a run-in with one of the most pitiful, saddest, pathetic, little excuses for a human I’ve ever encountered. I got such a kick out of this guy …

I’ve written a couple of jokes in my lifetime. All of them are very, very, very bad and exquisitely unfunny. The latest one just came to me as I was …

Hey! I just found out that Dr. Gene Scott died recently. Until about fifteen minutes ago I was completely unaware that Dr. Scott had passed away from a stroke in …

50,000 Volts of Pure, Not-to-be-questioned Authority! This is just disgusting. It seems as though now, in certain parts of this great western society, so (allegedly) firmly devoted to individual rights, freedoms, …